"But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man! I am a philosopher, a mathematician and I invented so much sweet shit you wouldn't believe. You don't know what you're doing when you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin! Mozart's cousin "blew notes" on his "little magic flute". He doesn't raise his soft, polite voice even once, but he. If we're talking about popularity, Mr. T, Bill O'Reilly, and Frank Sinatra are getting curb-stomped harder than, One aversion is the "Eastern Philosophers vs. Western Philosophers" - both teams were just squabbling with each other to the point where the narrator. When Luigi's profanity is censored by the sound of collected coins, the subtitles also use the image of coins from the Mario Bros games as a form of censorship. Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates: Gates (id), Jobs (ego), and HAL 9000 (superego). In "Ghostbusters vs. MythBusters", the Ghostbusters' verses have a theremin sound in the background, while the. Steve Jobs makes the "GUI" (gooey) that Bill Gates's wife "uses.". Stan Lee vs Jim Henson: Walt Disney (id), Lee (ego), and Henson (superego). Answers and Views: Answer by Ian M Trotsky was more of a Leninist and Lenin was more of a marxist. Khan takes pride in the accusation, boasts that he ravaged land from Poland to Korea, and threatens to slaughter the Easter Bunny's family to make a new coat. As should be expected of the character, Deadpool addresses the viewer right from the get-go. may be interpreted as this trope, but since it's not the same as "I AM the Ubermensch!" Ivan the Terrible threatens to smack Alexander the Great "harder than [he] hit that bottle". (Rasputin has been called the "Mad Monk", even though he was never actually a monk. John McCain flips off the whole world at the end. EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Muhammad Ali loses his cool when Michael Jordan refers to him by his birth name of Cassius. "Nice Peter vs. EpicLLOYD 2" sees two slams against their portrayal of Batman from "Batman vs. Sherlock Holmes". You're an obese greasy sleaze squeezing a diseased Peter that no skeezer would touch if she had fifty-foot tweezers! Also during the Hulk Hogan battle, Kim Jong-Il fires a military M136 AT4 at Hogan... while holding it backwards. Barack Obama stealthily does this to Mitt Romney. Thomas Edison is a greedy, idea-stealing, and Tesla-smearing jerkass. In "Kirk vs. Columbus", the word Klingon is written. Roman legionaries in Shaka Zulu vs. Julius Caesar. ], Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler • Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il • Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny • Napoleon vs Napoleon • Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 2 • Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates • Rasputin vs Stalin • Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3 • Blackbeard vs Al Capone • Rick Grimes vs Walter White • Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters • Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde • Zeus vs Thor • Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter • Terminator vs Robocop • Deadpool vs Boba Fett • Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible • Freddy Krueger vs Wolverine • Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara • Vlad the Impaler vs Count Dracula • The Joker vs Pennywise • Thanos vs J. Robert Oppenheimer • King Henry VIII vs Hillary Clinton. "Fredrick Douglass vs Thomas Jefferson" shows several American rap battlers from previous episodes during Jefferson's line: "Ivan the Terrible vs Alexander the Great" has a similar scene, where the five Russian rappers (and. It's a hip-hop chowder, red over white, cause the Tsar's wife can't do sh*t tonight! Leonidas claims Master Chief's fans are sweaty nerds that give themselves "first-person shooters". Josef Stalin, Premier of the Soviet Union. Guevara himself says that, despite his asthma, he will "take your breath away". Lloyd and Peter had to give Mike Diva (Bruce Lee) accent lessons to make him sound more Asian. Freddy Krueger vs. Wolverine ends with Wolverine having successfully escaped Freddy's overt attempt to kill him by seemingly waking up, but as he delivers his last verse it becomes increasingly apparent that it's a, Robert Hoffman as Deadpool as Elvis. Marilyn Monroe taking off her earrings in her second verse. When Donatello (the turtle) says "I don't Gattamelata clue what you do," we briefly see Donatello (the sculptor) working on his famed sculpture of Gattamelata. It's playing "The Wright Brothers vs the Mario Brothers", which is not only. Considering both characters are British spies, Austin Powers doing the two-finger salute, the British equivalent to. To which Jackson directly fires back in his next verse: The Joker to Pennywise about Stephen King: Almost every single video has at least one well-placed curse word in there somewhere. The BTS reveals that the effect was done by shooting the scene in twice the normal speed, then slowing it down. VERSUS! In their third battle, Vader mocks Hitler by stating that when his bunker "started getting fired up", he "put a gun in [his] mouth and fired up". The announcer had a different voice for the first few battles. The Season 2 finale had five rappers (Rasputin, Stalin, Lenin, Gorbachev, Putin), which at the time was the biggest group in any one video. I was watching the Epic Rap Battle of History, Rasputin vs Stalin and one of the lyrics by Vladimir Lenin said "And Joseph, you were supposed to be my right hand man, but your loyalty shrivelled up like your right hand, man!" 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